When I apply eyedrops, I can't help but open my mouth
Aaa, I'm a commoner
If I have a child, I'll put it on a New Year's card
Aaa, I'm a commoner
When I buy a magazine, I take about 3 copies from the top
Aaa, I'm a commoner
I can't help but fill out the survey on magazine
Aaa, I'm a commoner
When my bar of soap, starts to run out,
I stick it on top of a new bar of soap
When I tried to fill up the bath, I accidentally twisted the nozzle,
and turned into shower mode and got myself completely wet
When I run out of shampoo, I remove the lid of the bottle,
and I pour a bunch of water in it, swish it around, and use the rest. I'm a commoner.
I understand, but I can't help it
Aaa, I can't help it.
When I open a hot towel bag so that it makes sound like "PAN!"
Aaa, I'm a commoner
I like to crinkle up straw covers and pour water on them (yea this is actually a thing lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MerWWeCrVPs)
Aaa, I'm a commoner
I lick the chocolate off a chocolate almond, then eat the clean almond by itself
Aaa, I'm a commoner
I like pairing a big orange with a little baby orange because it makes me happy
Aaa, I'm a commoner
I try to grab Taro boiled in broth with chopsticks
and when it slips away, I joke "It's alive!"
I can't help it!
When I enter the dining hall, I differentiate the regular sauce and soy sauce bins
by smelling them
If I miss the NYE Red and White singing contest (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C5%8Dhaku_Uta_Gassen),
I feel like the year hasn't truly ended. Yes, I'm a commoner
When I watch the word-association game on TV with my family
I close my eyes and say, "Tell me when the answer's gone" (see here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JGIEkwHMLc Note how they temporarily show the answer for each round) 
When I throw a tissue and it misses the trash can,
I pick up the tissue, go back and try throwing it again
Sometimes, the same commercial shows up on different channels
and when it happens, that makes me happy. Yes, I'm a commoner
I try calling the weather forecast service (#177),
and accidentally call the time service (#117), and can't help but listen to it. A commoner indeed. 
I understand, but I can't help it
Aaa, I can't help it.